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Happy Valentine's babes hope you like it 🤞🏾
Michael Dipnicky; cw- blowjobs, face fucking, public/exhibition (kinda)
There was a firm knock on you dorm room door. You glance at the clock, 9 a.m. who could be at your door at nine in the morning. You frown and push yourself quietly away from your studying careful not to wake your roommate who's first class wasn't until well after noon. You peek through the peephole and spot the top of a head full of curls and your stomach swirls in excitement. You open the door wide to find your boyfriend leant against the frame and assortment of things him his hands and by his feet. He'd said he wasn't planning anything for today.
'its just another commercial consumerism holiday. It doesn't really mean anything.' maybe he had seen the look of sadness at the sentiment because he stood with at least 4 matching pink gift boxes and a basket in front of you. "Hey" he muttered almost embarrassed. You press your hand over your mouth to hold in a squeal of excitement. "Michael...but you said...I thought-" you stumble. "I know what I said but can you let me in before I drop everything." He grumbled.
"right Im just..." You step to the side to let him in. "Be quiet my roommate is sleeping."
He tsk's in annoyance but hands you a small pink box first after setting the rest down, "Open it."
You do as told taking the lid off the box and moving the thin white paper to find a beautiful necklace.
"O-oh... Mikey-" you look up at him and back to your box. It was a pretty white gold with a simple charm of a heart locket. "Will you put it on for me?"
He takes the box from your hand pulling the necklace out as you turn your back to him. His warm fingers and the cold metal both graze your skin making you shiver, "I didn't get you anything" you frown
"I know. I didn't want you to."
"But-" he cuts you off handing you a basket next, now that you got a clearer view you could see the carefully array of fruit bouquet.
"Ooo food." You perk up moving the clear wrap for a strawberry meekly becoming excited for the rest of your gifts you peek at him through your eyelashes. "...what else?"
He snorts and hands you one after the other of the remaining 5 boxes. A new outfit, a tiara, earrings to match your necklace, and all of it made you thrilled. While he watched on with nothing of his own to open. You kiss him sweetly and his hand faintly touches your check.
"Thank you." You mutter placing your hand between the two of you onto his thigh.
This was nerve wracking. Your heart slammed in your chest as you smile at him. He'd been so thoughtful something he wasn't very often he deserved this. You unbutton his nice slacks sinking down on your knees in front of him pulling them roughly down with you, visibly shocking Michael as his eyes cut across the room to your sleeping roommate. His hand sat palm open against the edge of your bed, his own way of keeping calm and quiet
"Thank you again for all my presents, Mikey." You hum politely as you run the tip of your finger down up his thigh and up into the band of his boxers. His cock was semi hard already, enough for you to get a good grasp of it in your hand it looked kind of cute when it wasn't as big as you were used to with it's soft pink tip and stray freckles. You kiss the tip of it gingerly. "Thank you so very much."
His eyes widen as you lick the underside of his dick feeling it grow in your palm, causing a little giggle "There he is." You shuffle on your knees and take the tip of him in your warm mouth and swirl your tongue around it causing him to shiver. You fight the urge to smile at the fact that you'd reduced rich bad ass Michael to shivering at your touch and slide your mouth down the rest of him inviting him into the back of your throat, careful not to gag too loud around his dick in your mouth. Bouncing head up and down his length patiently waiting for his release. He whimpered, a rare sound, and placed a firm hand onto the back of your head pushing you down on his cock faster his hips give small fast flutters to meet your new forced pace. Your pussy flutters around nothing as he fucks your face brutally, claiming his reward. You try not to sputter spit too loud it'd wake the sleeping danger in the room but it seemed Michael could care less about being caught as a slightly louder than ideal groan fell from his lips when he pushed your tight throat down once more holding you three to cum down your greedy throat. His hips give a few more shallowed thrusts as you breathe through your nose and tears prickle your eyes.
"Good girl." He mutters yanking you off his dick by your hair and looking over your fucked out face. "Happy Valentine's."
You give a little cough in response cause a bit of cum to bubble as you finish swallowing. "Happy Valentine's Day."
#emmie speaks#cha•°•michael dipnicky#just a thot#•°•smut•°•#this is totally NOT for#•°•my sweet 🎀#•°•gaten my beloved#•°•voyerism
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uk journalists having to report through gritted teeth that there were no riots last night as thousands of anti-racist protesters significantly outnumbered the racist rioters across the country
#i don’t want to run before we can walk ok but perhaps sometimes the uk… doesn’t totally suck ass#2024 riots
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I can behave normally around books
#shitpost#anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct#in my defense I only bought 5#for a combined total of usd#where’d the number go. it was 17 usd#the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself#but either way#24 in one day is a personal record I think#also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
#like im asexual its def not gonna be like that for me#but she still thinks it is soo#but like. cuddling can totally be platonic there doesnt gotta be such a fuss abt it 😭#i get her pov but c'mon#asexual#aromantic#<- for reach#edit: ...its censored because i want to btw#like. ik im in the horniest social media but i wanna censor it so i do#ik i wont get shadowbanned like in tiktok lmao#im not even in tiktok......😭#so yup i censored it for my own comfort 💯 hope this answered your questions pls shut up now lmaooo
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Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !
based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))
#gravity falls#mabel pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#comic#this was just gonnabe a simple comic but then i wanted to do a stylestudy on gf bgs and that led to me doing 10 backgrounds . .#this onetook a whiiile#also he was totally about todrinkfrom the milk carton befor mabel came in#shes totes gonna make him some earrings now and no one can stop her
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Total Solar Eclipse l April 2024 l U.S. & Canada
Cr. Deran Hall l Rami Ammoun(236) l GabeWasylko l REUTERS l KendallRust l Joshua Intini l Alfredo Juárez l KuzcoKhanda
#total solar eclipse#space#astrophotography#astronomy#solar eclipse#sky#galaxy#planets#universe#solar system#nasa#sun#moon
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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.
Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.
He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’
Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.
Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom
Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃
#story time with sair#i might follow up with more#that was a wild living situation even for me#family owned#two neighboring houses of six units total#all of them one family/lived there decades#except the one unit rented out to me
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Follow, follow the Sun / And which way the wind blows / When this day is done 🎶 Today, April 8, 2024, the last total solar eclipse until 2045 crossed North America.
Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space!
#nasa#space#science#moon#sun#astronomy#eclipse2024#solar eclipse#eclipse#total solar eclipse#washington dc#washington monument#timelapse#composite#photography
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my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.
#the narwhal speaks#we’re close enough in age and looks to pass for the other#if you took out photos and then shrunk it down on shitty plastic#if he gets asked why he doesnt quite look like the photo he has a whole speech planned abt how hormone replacement therapy changed so much#like muscle distribution etc#he hasnt been asked yet tho but hes practed the speech on me its totally great#what a time for our generation to be alive
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Damn right we're gonna get blueberry slushy .
#avatar the last airbender#atla#atla katara#percy jackson#percy is my spirit animal#imagine them inventing a whole new drink because percy totally would and katara would be down for it hard#pjo#walker scobell#pjo tv#katara
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i dont know how to explain it but joining extremely small fandoms with only a few people in them feels like this
#doodles#ms paint#memes#life is paint#dat me#this post is about#art#knight rider#but also probably a couple other things#you will see the same 3 or 4 usernames regularly. you'll be mutuals with LITERALLY half the fandom (two people).#you are all circulating the same 47 TOTAL posts around between each other#edit - i am formally claiming this post for the knight rider fandom. finally my first 'this post is about x' banner ......#not that i care people are relating but i want people to know this is about a man who solves crimes and is gay for his car#(the car is also gay)
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just some starry femme & butch lesbians 🌻✨
(left: any pronouns, right: they/them)
#lesbian#femme/butch#sapphic art#artists on tumblr#artsypeachy#querido#totally not me and my boyfriend or anything
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i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels
#femmeofhearts thoughts#lesbian#certified weird femme#this is totally not about anything specific that i’m still mad about at all wdym#i love nothing more than to haunt people#ooo yes you cannot escape the thought of me oooooo#femme dyke
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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
#pokemon#pkmn#pokemon mystery dungeon#pmd#tag games#someone might've done this concept already but i had a worm in my brain you know.#i thought itd be fun to list all the unevolved pokemon... now i know there's only around 400 evolution lines total!#.. not counting mythicals legendaries ultra beasts or paradoxes#by the way! alongside the shiny result there are two other bonus results: an obligatory pikachu and... a surprise!!!#finally feel free to let me know if i misspelled something or accidentally included an evolved mon (other than pikachu)#sorry long tags ha 😅 i'm done now
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TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE l APRIL 2024
ALFREDO JUÁREZ | RAMI ASTRO | JOSHUA INTINI | KENDALL RUST | DERAN HALL | KUZCOKHANDA | TREVOR MAHLMANN | OTHINGSTODO | NASA | STEVEN RATNIK
#natureedit#total solar eclipse#eclipse#eclipse 2024#2024 eclipse#solar eclipse#astronomy#nasa#solar system#nessa007#kylebonallo#space#sun#moon#photography#nature photography#nature#usersource#userthing#my edit.
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